Evil Food Eater Conchita - English Lyrics

WARNING! CONTAINS BLOOD/GORE

Original translation by Kanannon/Tenjouten, edited by mois, I hope you enjoy.

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(Words in Italics are spoken, rather than sung.)

MEIKO: (Make sure you leave nothing left!)

In a vile mansion filled with a gross, sickly, rotting stench

Begins a feast prepared for a most disgusting, vile wench

On the table are the foods that no one should ever devour

And there sits the woman who’ll consume it all within the hour.

“Vanika Conchita” is what this senora’s name would be,

She used to go after the most gourmet foods ever, you see

At the end, I must contend, she started going rather mad

What she’s raving that she’s craving is the worst food in the land.

Bow before this Senorita; bow to your great Lady Conchita

All the ingredients this world contains

She’ll savor each flavor til nothing remains

To gobble up everything in this world is my goal

Bring me still more, for my enormous stomach’s not yet full

Even this gleaming blue poison will help grant my wish

It’ll be nice to serve it as the spice on my main dish

Eat up your fill of this swill until there’s naught but bones

Even chew on the dishes if your hungry stomach still moans

The happiness that dances on the tip of the tongue

This dinner is not yet over for the night is still young

This year’s 15^th cook entered the dining hall of the chateau

And nervously murmured in a frightened voice so very low

“I resign, please let me go, I’m exhausted, O Mistress.”

Hmph, why must you people always be so very useless?

Bow before this Senorita; bow to your great Lady Conchita

Everybody who betrays her

Still serve her as the very next dinner

Devour everything in this world, let nothing waste

I’ve drawn up an exclusive menu I can’t wait to taste

With blue hair and pale skin glowing a milky sheen

It is the perfect appetizer to my salads green

Eat up your fill of this swill until there’s naught but bones

Go and get “second  helpings” if your hungry stomach still moans

“Hey, little servant, get back here: I won’t let you waste

Hold still for me; your Mistress is craving a little taste”

Days have passed, alone at last, her mansion’s no longer replete

She walks the halls, her hunger calls, but there’s nobody left to eat

Still she looks in every nook, her need becoming still more dire

To find the most gruesome food is still her heart’s only desire

(If I leave any food behind, I’ll be punished!)

Devour everything that’s been left within the land

Struck by a thought, she looked down at her very own right hand

With a small smile, she murmured, “What a lovely treat!

Why, there’s still something unique that I have to eat!”

Conchita’s last meal was the most gruesome of all

Hunger’s consumed her; her gluttony has been her downfall

The stomach that’s digested every food from every place

She has made sure that no one will ever know its taste