There's Supposed to be a Cheat Code for Happiness - English Lyrics

Original translation by descentsubs, edited by mois, I hope you enjoy.

I WORKED VERY HARD ON THESE, PLEASE DO NOT USE THESE LYRICS WITHOUT CREDITING ME! THANK YOU!

(Words in Italics are spoken/rapped, rather than sung.)

COMPUTER: Right, down, up, right,

Right, down, right, right,

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right.

(Repeat 1x)

Right, down, up, right,

Right, down, right, right,

Up, up, down, down,

Wait a moment, please hold the "Up" button.

Right, down, up, right,

Right, down, right, right,

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right.

Right, down, up, right,

Right, down, right, right,

Up, up, down, down,

Rotate one revolution.

Right, down, up, right,

Right, down, right, right,

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right.

Right, down, up, right,

Right, down, right, right,

Up, up, down, down,

Rotate, invert, one revolution.

YUZUKI YUKARI: Isn't that asking a bit too much?

Making the impossible possible?

"I don't care! Just do it!"

Just taking orders.

(UNREASONABLE)

"You'll just have to try harder!"

I don't have much spirit left.

I'm so full of negativity.

(STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!)

("If you've entered the secret code properly up to this point, perhaps you'll take on a sexier form?

...Nope.")

Right, down, B, A,

X, Y, L, R,

Up, up, down, A,

Y, L, R, A,

Right, down, up, right,

A, X, Y, R,

Up, up, down, down.

Rotate one revolution.

Right, down, B, A,

X, Y, L, R,

Up, up, down, A,

Y, L, R, A,

Right, down, up, right,

A, X, Y, R,

Up, up, down, down.

What's wrong? Don't start messing up now...

Isn't that asking a bit too much?

School and work,

No chance to get a word in edgewise!

Just taking orders.

(UNREASONABLE)

"You're just not trying hard enough!"

I don't have much spirit left.

I'm so full of negativity.

(STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!)

("Sorry about last time... but this time, if you enter the right code, you'll surely become sexier...

...Not.")

Not getting tired, are you? Keep going!

(YOU GOTTA DO IT)

I know this is getting pretty hard, but...

Just keep working! ^_^

(IT MUST BE DONE)

Working overtime,

Fixing things up,

Business trips,

Putting in the hours...

If you can't get this done for me,

I'm gonna be REALLY LET DOWN.

Overtime, fixing things, business trips, long hours,

Homework, problems, tests, graduation thesis,

Requests, duties, orders, responsibility,

Billing dates, due dates, presentation deadlines, all tomorrow,

Club activities, matches, practice, victory,

Vendor meetings, negotiations, business dinner, agreements,

Higher education, employment, changing jobs, interviews,

Rotate, invert, one revolution.

Kouhai, Senpai, Sensei, Joushi,

Right, B, down, A,

Y, up, L, right,

Friends, coworkers, boyfriend, girlfriend,

Up, up, down, down,

Left, right, Y, L,

Fatigue, anxiety, there's no point in arguing,

SELECT

START

A, B, Y, L,

R, X, right, left,

Up, down, press at the same time!

(THE KEYPAD FREAKING CAVED IN!)

Isn't that asking a bit too much?

Making the impossible possible?

"I don't care! Just do it!"

Just taking orders.

(UNREASONABLE)

"You'll just have to try harder!"

I don't have much spirit left.

I'm so full of negativity.

(STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!)

Isn't that asking a bit too much?

School and work,

No chance to get a word in edgewise!

Just taking orders.

(UNREASONABLE)

"You're just not trying hard enough!"

I don't have much spirit left.

I'm so full of negativity.

(STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!)

Right, down, up, right,

Right, down, right, right,

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right.

(Repeat 1x)

Reset.

It's all just too much!